“Women are to blame for all the trouble in this world, the Bible tells us so.”
from If you meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill him.
I had the worst luck with my book choice just now :P
“Why, Phaetheon -for thou art Merop’s son-/ will thou aspire to guide the heavenly car,/ and with thy daring folly burn the world?”- Duke of Milan, The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Fuck yeah we’ll burn the world >:D
“His expression shifts in an instant, from wide-eyed fascination to smirking slyness.” - The Wind up Girl (Utopia Book)
Dear Me! *fans self* taken out of context that’s quite the …sentence XD
“What doesn’t seem to be bothering the PJs is the total brownout on landing” from “None Braver” by Michael Hirsh.
So instead of sex, I’ll be dealing with casualties? Okay.
“Are you, Joe?” -Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
Alright, people will think I’m a boy. Cool.
He wanted to, last Sunday, but i stopped him just as he was goin’ out of the door with four heads strung on a string, for all the airth like a string of inions
Moby Motherfuggin Dick
Uninhibited by the threat of punishment or pangs of conscience.
In Sheep’s Clothing.
(Source: loveclaire)
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“It soothed her to do so, and passed the time.”
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“Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” ~Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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“When in addition, I see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch-chain, the matter becomes even more simple.” -The...
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” ‘That might have happened anyway.’ “ - Blood Price by Tanya Huff
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“Sweet Lurlina,” said Brrr, ‘I’m slaying them right and left with my conversational wit.” - A Lion Among Men by Gregory...
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” Which he, most sweetly, kissed in the receipt, and might no doubt return it, with the letter, and point the place...
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He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. “I loved that old man.”
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“Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.” ..Alright.
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“Before I left town, we decided to speak on the phone at least twice a day.” Well thats depressing
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“But Gerald could never attain elegance.” …what.
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I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45: “His head and beard...
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so…there is no book near me. figures…
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“The fire’s not lighting, huh?” Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.
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“And suppose those people in the next room, asleep, are not my mother and father at all.” well then
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“Lee waited for him to leave, out of earshot” …I don’t even want to know.
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“Tommen, we picked the wrong foe for you”, the king told his brother. “The straw knight jousts better than that one.” -...
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“Explain why the rate of photosynthesis drops to zero...rate of respiration remains fairly...
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“But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child...
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Hah. I have Frankenstein beside me as well. “From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most...
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“However, it meant he was on hand to support his pregnant wife.” Hhahaha this is what happens to your sex life when you...
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“It’s not that I don’t care for snakes…” A Light In the Attic by Shel Silverstein (I used pg 44 cus pg 45 was a picture)
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“She turned to her companion: ‘Wasn’t it for you, Lucille?’ - The Great Gatsby
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It was a tie as to which book was closer (they were stacked on top of each other), so I’m cheating and doing both....
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“they’d both be sober by then, which wouldn’t make things any easier, but she might even enjoy it.” I wish
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“Go ‘way.” Alright then.
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due piani di nuova concezione” “Two-storey tents of...concept” Ehm… 0_o’
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Last semester, when she’d made her wings, she dubbed herself “the Angel of Extinction,” and it was entirely appropriate....
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Jane says, “Look, are people gonna laugh at it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely” Wow thanks John Green
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“thanks” she headed off the path and disappeared into the ferns. wat
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“I felt for the knife in my pocket” … interesting
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there are no books in the room I’m in. ha ha ha
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“It was…” Marcus shakes his head. “I’m not going...that.” keeping
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“Of course, it always looks as if there are more of them when they are firing at you.” - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace...
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‘She is an invalid lady, sir.’
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“Keeping in mind the definition of (firsts l), what is a typical element of the value of (firsts l) where l is ((a b) (c...
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“Even as I beheld this a lurid green glare lit the road about me and showed the distant woods toward Addlestone.” Um....
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“From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most comprehensive sense of the term, became my...
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“Grab the other end and help me throw him out.” I’M SAYING THAT, RIGHT? NOT THEM? NOT THEM??!
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We had broken so many laws, and today we have broken one more. Nice actually lol.
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“No, The cards will tell us when we meet them.” The forbidden game
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